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Daytime Supplement Capsules

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Daytime Supplement Capsules

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A capsule-based daytime supplement with a label that says what your alarm clock was thinking.

For the part of the day that starts before your motivation does.

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$32.00

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Actual Supplement Facts. No Creative Math.

These facts are reproduced from the supplied product label. We can make the bottle funny. We do not freestyle milligrams.

Supplement Facts

Serving Size: 1 Capsule
Servings Per Container: 60
Amount Per Serving%DV
Energy and Focus Blend
425 mg
**
Caffeine Anhydrous, Phenylethylamine HCl, Glucomannan (Amorphophallus konjac)(root)
Thermogenesis Blend
40 mg
**
Raspberry Ketones, Yohimbe bark (Pausinystalia johimbe) Interaction alert, Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf) (min. 50% EGCG, min. 98% Polyphenols)
Lipogenic Blend
7 mg
**
Kola Nut (Cola acuminata)(seed), L-Carnitine Base
** Daily Value (DV) Not Established

Other Ingredients: Gelatin, Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Dioxide, FD&C Red #40 & Titanium Dioxide.

60 Capsule Bottle

Medication & Ingredient Safety

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These notes are separate from the Supplement Facts panel and are here because some ingredients have meaningful medication or safety considerations.

Yohimbe interaction & cardiovascular caution

Yohimbe/yohimbine has been associated with rapid heart rate, blood-pressure problems, arrhythmias, heart attacks, and seizures, and it can interact with medications.

NCCIH specifically advises against use with MAO inhibitors and tricyclic antidepressants and recommends checking with a health care provider if you take any medicine.

NCCIH — Yohimbe: Usefulness and Safety

This is not a complete interaction checker. If you take prescription or over-the-counter medicines, have a medical condition, are pregnant or breastfeeding, or are unsure whether an ingredient is appropriate for you, check with a pharmacist or clinician before use.

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