Our Story
Built By Two People Tired
Of The Same Old Bottle.
One of us spent years behind the pharmacy counter. The other spent years building a business around doing things the hard way when the easy way was not good enough. Together, we built a supplement brand with enough personality to get noticed and serious enough about the details to earn a place in your cabinet.
Serious about the details. Questionable sense of humor.
15 Years, Clinical
Despite his looks and questionable life choices, he's a licensed pharmacist with 15+ years of experience across hospital, retail, compounding, oncology, and infusion pharmacy. Every S.L.A.P.caps product is reviewed with a pharmacist's eye for labeling, fit, and evidence—not marketing hype. No miracle claims. No pretending a stock formula is something it isn't. Just products we can stand behind.
Grass Practitioner/Business Owner
After 16 years of running a business, I've realized that success comes from a mix of hard work, honesty, and knowing when to lighten up. I take what I do seriously — but not so seriously that I forget to enjoy the ride. That's why SLAPcaps makes sense to me: serious about the details, ridiculous labels, and products people might actually remember to take. Life's too short for every bottle in the cabinet to look like it has a LinkedIn profile.
