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SINCE PIZZA ISN'T A VEGETABLE

Daily Multivitamin Capsules

Because pizza remains aggressively non-produce.

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Daily Multivitamin Capsules

SINCE PIZZA ISN'T A VEGETABLE

A daily multivitamin in capsule form for people whose food pyramid occasionally looks more like a takeout menu.

For the bottle-shaped part of your daily routine.

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Why A Multi?

Many Americans consume less than recommended amounts of one or more micronutrients. That does not mean everyone is deficient, and a multivitamin does not replace a varied diet. We built ours as straightforward nutritional backup for imperfect real life.

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These facts are reproduced from the supplied product label. We can make the bottle funny. We do not freestyle milligrams.

Supplement Facts

Serving Size: 2 Capsules
Servings Per Container: 30
Amount Per Serving%DV
Vitamin A (as Beta-Carotene)
600 mcg RAE
67%
Vitamin C (as Ascorbic Acid)
150 mg
167%
Vitamin D (as Cholecalciferol)
10 mcg
50%
Vitamin E (as DL-Alpha Tocopherol Acetate)
13.5 mg
90%
Thiamin (as Thiamine Mononitrate)
7 mg
583%
Riboflavin (as B2)
7.5 mg
577%
Niacin (as Niacin)
30 mg NE
188%
Vitamin B6 (as Pyridoxine HCl)
7.5 mg
441%
Folate
(400 mcg Folic Acid)
680 mcg DFE
170%
Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin)
27 mcg
1125%
Biotin
300 mcg
1000%
Pantothenic Acid (as D-Calcium Pantothenate)
10 mg
200%
Calcium (As Calcium Carbonate)
50 mg
4%
Magnesium (as Magnesium Oxide)
50 mg
12%
Zinc (as Zinc Oxide)
15 mg
136%
Selenium (as Selenium Amino Acid Chelate)
30 mcg
55%
Copper (as Copper Gluconate)
2 mg
222%
Manganese
(as Manganese Amino Acid Chelate)
2 mg
87%
Chromium (as Chromium Picolinate)
120 mcg
343%
Molybdenum
75 mcg
167%
Health Support
170 mg
**
Lutein (Tagetes erecta L.), Lycopene (Lycopersicum esculentum)(fruit), Stinging Nettle Extract (Urtica dioica)(root), Saw Palmetto (Serenoa repens)(fruit)
Immune Support
110 mg
**
Echinacea Purpurea Extract (Echinacea purpurea)(aerial), Beta Glucan (Saccharomyces cerevisiae), Spirulina Powder (Arthrospira platensis)(whole plant), Garlic (Allium sativum)(bulb)
Antioxidant Fruit & Energy Blend
190 mg
**
Green Tea Extract (Camellia sinensis)(leaf), Chinese Hawthorn Powder (Crataegus pinnatifida)(fruit), Cassia Cinnamon (Cinnamomum cassia)(bark), Bilberry Extract (Vaccinium myrtillus)(fruit), Grape Extract (Vitis vinifera L.)(seed), Black Currant Fruit Extract (Ribes nigrum), Pomegranate Extract (Punica granatum)(fruit)
** Daily Value (DV) Not Established

Other Ingredients: Rice Flour, Hypromellose (vegetable capsule) Magnesium stearate, Silicon dioxide.

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