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SINCE PIZZA ISN'T A VEGETABLE
Daily Multivitamin Capsules
Because pizza remains aggressively non-produce.
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Cover Your Ass All Day
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Three bottles. One less decision.
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Cover Your Ass All Day
Full Lineup Bundle
Three bottles. One less decision.
All three individual SLAPcaps products in one box, because apparently buying them separately sounded like extra work.
Multivitamin. Nighttime. Daytime. One bundle. Maximum administrative efficiency.
Ingredients
Includes all three individual SLAPcaps products.
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$96.00
The Extremely Normal Box
What’s In The Box?!
Good news: not that box. This one has three bottles and considerably less trauma.
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SLEEP LIKE YOU'RE DEAD
Nighttime Supplement Capsules
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GET OFF YOUR ASS
Daytime Supplement Capsules
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Three bottles. No mystery contents, no plot twist. Tap any product above for its actual Supplement Facts and safety notes.