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Nighttime Supplement Capsules

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Nighttime Supplement Capsules

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A 2-capsule nighttime formula with 10 mg of melatonin per serving, plus a proprietary blend. Your screen-time report remains a separate problem.

Two capsules. Ten milligrams of melatonin. The phone is still your responsibility.

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Actual Supplement Facts. No Creative Math.

These facts are reproduced from the supplied product label. We can make the bottle funny. We do not freestyle milligrams.

Supplement Facts

Serving Size: 2 Capsules
Servings Per Container: 30
Amount Per Serving%DV
Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine HCl)
1.8 mg
106%
Calcium (as Calcium Carbonate)
17 mg
1%
Magnesium (as Magnesium Citrate)
13 mg
3%
Melatonin
10 mg
**
Sleep Formula Proprietary Blend
905 mg
**
L-Tryptophan, Lycium (Lycium barbarum L.)(fruit), Chamomile (Matricaria chamomilla L.)(flower), Lemon Balm (Melissa officinalis)(aerial), Passion Flower (Passiflora incarnata)(flower), L-Taurine, Hops (Humulus lupulus)(flower), St. John's Wort (Hypericum perforatum)(aerial) Interaction alert, Gamma-Aminobutyric Acid (GABA), Chinese Skullcap (Scutellaria baicalensis)(root), L-Theanine, Ashwagandha (Withania somnifera)(root), Inositol, 5-HTP (Griffonia simplicifolia)(seed) Interaction alert
** Daily Value (DV) Not Established

Other Ingredients: Hypromellose (vegetable capsule), Magnesium Stearate (Vegetable), Silicon Dioxide.

60 Capsule Bottle30 Day Supply

Medication & Ingredient Safety

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These notes are separate from the Supplement Facts panel and are here because some ingredients have meaningful medication or safety considerations.

Serotonergic medication interaction warning

This formula contains both St. John’s wort and 5-HTP. Both can affect serotonin pathways, and combining them with SSRIs, other antidepressants, or other serotonergic medicines can increase the risk of serious serotonin-related toxicity.

Do not use this product with an SSRI or another medicine that affects serotonin unless a clinician who knows your medication list says it is appropriate. Memorial Sloan Kettering also advises avoiding the combination of 5-HTP and St. John’s wort because both may affect serotonin levels. St. John’s wort has additional clinically important drug interactions and may reduce the effectiveness of medicines such as oral contraceptives, anticoagulants, transplant medicines, and some HIV or cancer treatments. If you take prescription or over-the-counter medicines, check with a pharmacist or clinician before use. Do not stop a prescribed medicine on your own.

Memorial Sloan Kettering — St. John’s Wort

This is not a complete interaction checker. If you take prescription or over-the-counter medicines, have a medical condition, are pregnant or breastfeeding, or are unsure whether an ingredient is appropriate for you, check with a pharmacist or clinician before use.

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